The ultimate comeback for when the rogue steals your loot again or the wizard sets the tavern on fire “by accident.” This “Go Step On a D4” shirt is the perfect blend of nerdy trash-talk and inside-joke pain, because every tabletop player knows there is no greater punishment than stepping barefoot on the caltrop of the dice world. Bright, bold, and guaranteed to make your party laugh (or glare), it’s the ideal shirt for dice goblins, chaos gremlins, and anyone who appreciates a well-aimed crit of sarcasm.